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Un sofer ajunge cu masina pe malul unui rau si-l intreaba pe un politist care pescuia, daca-i adanca apa.
Acesta-i raspunde ca nu este, iar soferul intra cu masina-n rau, se scufunda, abandoneaza apoi automobilul, iese cu chiu cu vai din apa si incepe sa tipe la politai:
– Ai zis ca apa-i mica si uite ca era sa ma inec!
– Pe onoarea mea, acum 10 minute, era mica, au trecut niste rate si le ajungea abia pana la piept!
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